A Year in the Life of A New Hire

My job is one big, gay orgy of conferences. What makes my conferences so gay is that 1) I have no clue what these people are babbling about...

The intricacies of the workplace are quite interesting. What makes the office so dynamic is its people. No doubt you've seen the pitch...

So I've begun. I've begun the portion of my life known as the time when: “I'd rather be pounded from behind by a goat than thi...

6:00am. This ungodly hour exists? Shower. Shave. Clothes. Tie that beautiful tie you handsome devil. Grind the coffee, start the ma...